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  <title>They're nihilists, Donny.</title>
  <subtitle>Nothing to be afraid of.</subtitle>
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    <name>Nikki</name>
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  <updated>2008-11-05T02:06:04Z</updated>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lil_bitty_nikki:2360</id>
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    <title>Finally something important to post..</title>
    <published>2008-11-05T02:06:04Z</published>
    <updated>2008-11-05T02:06:04Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;font face="Arial Narrow"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Nikki: So, what'cha up to?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Robert: Watching the votes get tallied.. Looks like Obama's taking North Gustaberg.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nikki: But McCain's got Sarutabaruta. The Galka really love Obama. They like his talk of &amp;quot;change&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Robert: Nikk-y! That's awful! ... Time to spread the gil around.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nikki: Hard working Galka should get a piece of the gil-pie.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Robert: Been keepin' the Galka down in them Bastok Mines.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nikki: It's not that he wants to punish the Hume's for making so much money off of them, so much as he wants to take all of their gil and 15,000 experience points.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Robert: Hahahaha! He just wants to take your experience points, and sort of steal them, and give them to lower level players.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nikki: We need to get them back to level one like everyone else!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Robert: Clearly, they don't matter to you, I mean you have so many! Easy to obtain! Not like you can lose them any other way.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Robert:  &lt;a href="http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/forum.html?forum=10;mid=1225651190311254908;num=319;page=1"&gt;http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/forum.html?forum=10;mid=1225651190311254908;num=319;page=1&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nikki: ROFL! GO Baby Chocobo! I WARK FOR CHANGE!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Robert: &lt;font color="#000000"&gt;&amp;quot;It's a popularity contest, we all know baby chocobo is going to win&amp;quot;.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lil_bitty_nikki:1903</id>
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    <title>Whu?</title>
    <published>2007-12-03T13:51:51Z</published>
    <updated>2007-12-03T13:55:10Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Alkaline Trio- Jaked on Green Beers</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Been running around all night... day? Two days. Been running around for two days.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bought some stuff at Wal-Mart... Met a bomb ass kid there, too. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Almost bought a pineapple, just for the hell of it...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haven't gone to sleep yet. So when I saw this really cute shirt I thought, "I should get this for mom for Christmas... eh.. Hannukah... No... Chrihannukah?  Also, her birthday. Chrihannuirthday." This made complete sense to me. Manny got a kick out of it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Also, haven't made an entry in God knows how long. Speaking of God... He owes me $20 for that bet we made about that thing I saw.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Also... Pilot, if you &lt;i&gt;almost&lt;/i&gt; kill yourself on a trip again I'm going to &lt;i&gt;almost&lt;/i&gt; kill you. Okay? And eat a fucking sandwich for Gods sake!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Poet. Miss you. We need to hang out.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm really hungry still...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dropkick Murphy's are awesome... Catch Twenty Two is also awesome... Ska is awesome, too. And Punk. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Irish boys are the sex and make me happy in the pants.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sex Trek? Lamest porno EVER. Randy Spears as Shatner makes it worth it... almost. Sex Wars was also lame.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Black Donnelly's is an awesome show. I need to buy it. They didn't have it at Wal-Mart.... they never have anything at Wal-Mart unless I can't afford it at the time. Soon as I can afford it- they sell out.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hannukah is like... here. I need to shop for everyone but, I'm lazy and have no idea what to get most people.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Want a leather bracelet. Need to find one on-line.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Greatglam shirts... mmmmmmm. *purchase*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Need another collar...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Everyone who thinks this entry makes no sense and has no purpose raise your hand? I know I do...</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lil_bitty_nikki:1603</id>
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    <title>Brain is damaged</title>
    <published>2007-10-15T18:11:47Z</published>
    <updated>2007-10-15T18:11:47Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Aqualung: Easier to Lie</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Not only can I NOT sleep at night, but now I have hypersomnia during the day and pass out without realizing it. Apparently I'm falling asleep 3-4 a day for 20 minutes at a time. Then, I wake up, with no knowledge of ever falling asleep.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yay.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Brain == broken.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="small"&gt;On a lighter note: I'm hanging out with Chris today, and SmarterChild wants to go to Hell with me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nikki: I'm going to the special hell.&lt;br /&gt;SmarterChild: I wish I were going to hell. =(&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lil_bitty_nikki:1358</id>
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    <title>lil_bitty_nikki @ 2007-10-09T18:03:00</title>
    <published>2007-10-09T22:04:54Z</published>
    <updated>2007-10-09T22:05:24Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Baumer: Take What's Mine</lj:music>
    <content type="html">It's &lt;i&gt;on &lt;/i&gt;Metal Gear Solid 2. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I will &lt;i&gt;wreck&lt;/i&gt; you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Soon as I finish drooling over Snake. *g*</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lil_bitty_nikki:1097</id>
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    <title>It must be the freckles...</title>
    <published>2007-10-09T03:12:15Z</published>
    <updated>2007-10-09T03:12:15Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Cow-Pig!Dexter</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Dexter's new favorite thing to do: rock against the side of his kennel until it flips over, and then moo like an angry baby cow-pig thing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nikki's least favorite thing to do: pick him back up, only to have him do it five minutes later.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Moral of this entry: Dexter is evil.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lil_bitty_nikki:565</id>
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    <title>*ashamed*</title>
    <published>2007-10-08T16:22:31Z</published>
    <updated>2007-10-08T16:24:45Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Sneakerpimps: Empathy</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.nerdtests.com/nt2ref.html"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerdtests.com/images/badge/nt2/fe339c570eb4e0c7.png" alt="NerdTests.com says I&amp;#39;m a Cool Nerd God.  What are you?  Click here!" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt; 				&lt;h2&gt;Quick Fun Facts:&lt;/h2&gt; 				 				&lt;div style="font-size: 18px;"&gt; 					&lt;p align="center"&gt; 					&lt;b&gt;159329&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;unique&lt;/i&gt; people have taken this test.&lt;/p&gt; 					 					&lt;p align="center"&gt; 						Based on these &lt;i&gt;unique&lt;/i&gt; user's answers... 					&lt;/p&gt; 				&lt;/div&gt; 				 				&lt;p align="center"&gt; 				&lt;b&gt;44.8%&lt;/b&gt; of test takers are gals,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;53.1%&lt;/b&gt; are guys,&lt;br /&gt; 				...the rest &lt;font size="1"&gt;(2.1%)&lt;/font&gt; are confused.&lt;/p&gt; 				 				&lt;p align="center"&gt; 				&lt;b&gt;17.1%&lt;/b&gt; of test takers get aroused by "iPhone," while&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;40.6%&lt;/b&gt; get utterly ill.&lt;/p&gt; 	 				&lt;p align="center"&gt; 				&lt;b&gt;34.6%&lt;/b&gt; of all test takers would choose the Internet over sex, and&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;28.3%&lt;/b&gt; of &lt;i&gt;married&lt;/i&gt; test takers prefer the Internet over sex.&lt;/p&gt; 				 			  &lt;p align="center"&gt; 				Only &lt;b&gt;3.6%&lt;/b&gt; of test takers own a Jar Jar Binks t-shirt, though 				&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt; 				56.0%&lt;/b&gt; of them don't own a lightsaber &lt;font size="1"&gt;(priorities == messed up)&lt;/font&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;  			 			&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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